1. Sleeping in until 8:30 for the first time in 2 years and 4 months.
2. Getting a new book!
3. Teaching my little brother how to chop an onion and make pasta salad for Mom’s Mother’s Day dinner.
4. M&M cookie ice cream sundaes.
5. Watching Daddy mow the lawn.

6. Hanging out with the best kid ever. You know, the one that used to be a little tiny baby:




Happy Mudders Day!
Lately Nora has taken to wearing my shoes. My black and white polka dotted heels to be exact. Add that to the fact that she insists on having all of my bags from the “makeup store” (Sephora) and she’s shaping up to be quite the girly girl. Most unlike her mother.

My favorite thing about her wearing these shoes is that they are more than double the length of her feet! Yet she walks in them better than some women I’ve seen.

Carrying around her bounty (crayons, actually) from Sephora.

If nothing else she’s learning how to scowl like me. At least I’ve given her that. It will no doubt come in handy one day when she has a husband of her own.

It amazes the shit out of me that she’s turning into such a…person. She’s no longer a baby, and barely a toddler. She speaks English and Spanish. She brushes her teeth. She goes potty and wears big girl underwear. But sometimes she still snuggles while we read books and she’s suddenly quite dependent on her blankie. So there are a few reminders that she’s still my baby.

I’m glad she’s a happy kid.
When I was making cookies eariler this week I noticed that Nora had become pretty quiet. I looked over just in time to catch her exiting a new hiding spot. After running to get the camera I captured the following:




I’m glad that cleaning out that cabinet has brought her so much joy…
Dear Nora,
Today you are two years old.

You’re a child now. No longer a baby.

What a difference a year makes:
1 year

2 years

I love you big girl!
Love,
Mommy

Me: Nora, where are you going?
Her: To KMart.

I guess she had some last minute Christmas shopping to do…

My Dearest Nora,
You love ketchup. Like ridiculously love it. If you could drink it with a straw I think you would. Some of the less conventional items I have seen you put ketchup on, are:
grilled cheese
pancakes
macaroni and cheese
mandarin oranges
apple slices
See what I mean? You really love ketchup. I don’t mind though. ‘Cause if you’re eating mandarin oranges with ketchup it means that you are at least eating a fruit that day. You don’t have cookies or candy everyday, but you do have ketchup everyday. For now it works. I may have to draw the line one day at ketchup covered ice cream.
Love,
Mommy
and other assorted Nora funnies…
*****
Overheard on the monitor this morning:
(the worlds loudest ripping fart)
Nora: Hhhhhhoooooonnnnnnnnnkkkkkk. Toot toot! (giggle giggle)
*****
While perusing my stretch mark laden belly:
Nora: Momma has a squiggly line. They everywhere.
*****
Nora: Uncle Kyle in bed. He still sleeping. He’s a laaaaazzzy bones.
*****
Last night on her way to bed:
Nora: Good night Pixel! See you in the morning. You haffa go take a nap, too!
*****
While scolding three strangers (little boys) at Walmart who were arguing over who was going to ride the horsey first:
Nora: Hey! Hey! You haffa wait you turn!
*****
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