Piggysnoot

I wore a pair of socks home from the gym that I found on the locker room floor. They looked (and smelled) clean. I think that this is behavior I should expect from my husband, not myself.

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When people say, “I’m mostly vegetarian,” I want to laugh…but I don’t want them to think I’m a snooty vegan. But come on, you’re mostly vegetarian?? Like except for when you eat chicken and beef?

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I like it when we run out of toilet paper and my mom picks some up while she’s at Walmart with Nora. She always buys the 20 pack of Charmin and not the one-ply bargain bin rolls that we usually get.

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One does not, “go off the diet for a special ocassion,” when the diet in question is veganism. It’s not about it being a diet…it’s about not eating animal flesh. I’m not gonna “make an exception” and eat chicken for dinner.

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Feeding my daughter a vegetarian diet does not qualify as “improper feeding habits”…no matter what the government of the state of Ohio says. You’d be hard-pressed to find a kid that eats as well as she does.

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Why do kids’ vitamins have fish in them? When reading the ingredients list looking for gelatin (note: I could not find one single vitamin that did not contain gelatin), I was shocked (and slightly disgusted) to find that a lot of them contained fish. Specifically tuna. What place does tuna have in a fruity flavored kids’ vitamin? Blech.

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