Wish My Last Name Was Heinz

My Dearest Nora,

You love ketchup. Like ridiculously love it. If you could drink it with a straw I think you would. Some of the less conventional items I have seen you put ketchup on, are:

grilled cheese

pancakes

macaroni and cheese

mandarin oranges

apple slices

See what I mean? You really love ketchup. I don’t mind though. ‘Cause if you’re eating mandarin oranges with ketchup it means that you are at least eating a fruit that day. You don’t have cookies or candy everyday, but you do have ketchup everyday. For now it works. I may have to draw the line one day at ketchup covered ice cream.

Love,

Mommy

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