Piggysnoot

and other assorted Nora funnies…

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Overheard on the monitor this morning:

(the worlds loudest ripping fart)

Nora: Hhhhhhoooooonnnnnnnnnkkkkkk. Toot toot! (giggle giggle)

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While perusing my stretch mark laden belly:

Nora: Momma has a squiggly line. They everywhere.

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Nora: Uncle Kyle in bed. He still sleeping. He’s a laaaaazzzy bones.

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Last night on her way to bed:

Nora: Good night Pixel! See you in the morning. You haffa go take a nap, too!

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While scolding three strangers (little boys) at Walmart who were arguing over who was going to ride the horsey first:

Nora: Hey! Hey! You haffa wait you turn!

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