Piggysnoot

Why is it that your hair co-operates and does exactly what you want it to…on the day you’re getting it cut because you just. can’t. stand. it. anymore. It’s like a child that doesn’t want to get beat…all whiny…like, “Don’t cut me. Pleeeease dooooooon’t. I’m beeeeeeeing-haaaaaaave. I promise I won’t act up again.” So you cancel the appointment, because, who needs a haircut with such perfectly performing hair? And then. The next day it does NOTHING that you want it to, and looks like crap. All thumbing it’s nose at you…like, “Ha. You totally fell for that line of bull.” Just like a kid. Well, you know what? I’m not falling for that #### again. You and me, hair. Twelve o’ clock, noon. You’re getting cut. I don’t care how good you promise to be tomorrow.