Dear Nora,
You do not like scrambled egg yolk.
Your father and I should be ashamed of ourselves for continuing to feed egg to you just so we could get more funny pictures of you. Of course, your father and I should be more ashamed of the fact that you yell “Fuck You Tony Stewart” while giving the TV the bird. Seriously, Nora, ladies don’t flip off the TV.
That bottom pic is the best! Don’t you just love doing things to your kids just to get a picture of it? I sure do!