“I think I want to homeschool Nora.”
“Really?”
“I’ve been thinking about it and I don’t want her to ever leave the house.”
“Um. She’ll probably want to go to kindergarten.”
“No. She doesn’t need to.”
“School is a long way off, you know?”
“Homeschooling her will keep her away from school shootings…and people trying to sell her drugs.”
“Do you think you’re being a paranoid Mommy?”
“No. Also, it’ll keep her away from all those boys that want to have sex with her.”
“Alright, I’m sold! She can absolutely stay home.”
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