Piggysnoot

I can’t believe you took this naked picture and posted it online. Mom, I’ll totally get you back for this when I bring home a boy with a pierced tongue…deal with that why don’t ya?!

I am so telling Dad you make me go to sleep. Really, I don’t think it’s fair.

How dare you wake me up you vile beast? Just wait until I wake you up at 1:30 am and see how you like it.