Piggysnoot

Conversation in the Wal Mart parking lot this afternoon:

Me: I can take that cart for you.

Other Wal Mart patron: Oh…okay…that’s fine.

Me: Thanks. (as I loaded Nora into the cart and started to head towards the door)

OWMP: (calling after me) What did you think of all that nice weather we were having? Sure miss it today, huh? I’d like it to be 60 degrees again instead of this rainy and cold weather we’re having today.

What I said: Um. Yeah.

What I wanted to say: Hey Willard Scott…it’s rainy and cold…like you said…and I have a baby that I’m trying to get inside the building. So frankly, I don’t give a s.h.i.t about the weather…I just want your freaking cart…”

Like my grandma always says…they can’t get you for what you’re thinking…
*wink*