Piggysnoot

I haven’t had hardly any strange baby dreams thus far. I’ve heard of people dreaming they delivered their baby and instead had a full grown chicken or an alien. I have been lucky because I’ve never awakened terrified that my child will come out as a barnyard animal…although if she’s anything like her father…

Last night I did, however, have a baby influenced dream. I understand it can be boring or silly to read about someone else’s dream…but it was short…I’ll be quick…and…um…you came to my blog so sometimes you may end up reading a boring or silly post…it’s just how it works.

I’m doing a demonstration on a TV commercial where I am explaining to people how delicious it is to have sandwiches without bread…you really get all of the sandwich flavor if you skip the bread and only enjoy the insides. It went something like this:

“If you like peanut butter with jelly…simply have a cup of peanut butter and a cup of jelly.”
I hold up a cup of peanut butter and a cup of jelly…mix them together and eat with a spoon.

“If you like peanut butter with bananas…simply have a cup of peanut butter and a sliced banana.”
I hold up a cup of peanut butter and a banana…mash them together and eat with a spoon.

“If you like peanut butter with babies…simply have a cup of peanut butter and a cup of babies.”
I hold up a cup of peanut butter and a cup of what is apparently ground up babies.

Screeeeeeeeeech!?!?! Peanut butter with babies? What person has a dream that includes a cup of ground babies? Furthermore, what person has a dream where they mix ground babies with something else…and eat it?!? And, you know the most disgusting thing? The peanut butter. I prefer my ground babies to be mixed with whipped cream…babies are much too sweet to mix them with peanut butter.

Please note: No babies were harmed (or ground up) in the making of this dream. Also, I do not advocate grinding up babies. It was a pregnancy dream…save yourself the time of writing the hate mail.