Piggysnoot

Yesterday I removed my belly button ring…that I got when I was 16 years old. This was necessary mostly because my belly button is beginning to turn inside out. This is the first “I’m going to be a Mommy” change I’ve had to make. I don’t mind all that much since I wasn’t exactly a lingerie model with a cute little tummy to begin with. It has been with me for over 9 years though. I kept it so that when I’m telling our child how she’s indebted to me since I carried and birthed her I could add to the guilt trip with a “oh yeah, and…I had to remove my belly button ring“.