Piggysnoot

Um…I’d have to say this is definitely not the most romantic thing he’s ever said to me…and the timing (when I was about to lean in for a kiss) wasn’t the greatest…but at least he still loves me, right?

Larry: Are you catching a cold?

Me: No. Why?

L: Um…well your breath smells kinda funny, like when someone’s catching a cold.

Me: *Jumping Away From His Airspace* Why didn’t you tell me it smells bad?!

L: Well, it’s not bad…just different…like when someone’s catching a cold.

Me: Maybe it’s the baby…you know it’s making me lose my hair, too.

Someone….anyone….tell me I’m not doomed to bad breath and no hair for the next nine months…or if I am, at least it’ll be worth it, right?!