Piggysnoot

Boy oh boy do I feel like I won the lottery! I went grocery shopping last night to pick up a few things before my aunt arrived…she lives in San Francisco, so I had to buy all kinds of water and fruit…stuff Californians eat. Anyhow, I also had to get a few things for Larry and I for our regular weekly groceries. One thing I needed was lunchmeat for sandwiches. This is where the deal part comes in. For some reason, the baby is hungry for bologna…I don’t usually eat bologna, but I’m not going to question it. So I find out that the store has bologna buy one get two free. Two. For free. When you buy one. That’s the best kind of deal in the world! I was already going to buy one, and suddenly I get two for free. Well hold on tight, because it gets better. The one package of bologna was only 99 cents. I’m looking at getting bologna for 33 cents a package…and it’s not expired…must be my lucky day! This is where the best part comes in…the cashier rang up my stuff…and she said it didn’t ring up the bologna right…so she’ll override and subtract the two dollars for the two packages that were supposed to be free. Well happy day for me. The grocery store actually paid me…one dollar…to take that bologna.