Courtney: You’re full of shit.
Larry: I’d rather be full of shit than full of stupid. Like you.
Uh. Um. Thanks honey. Just the thing to say to your hormonal, pregnant wife. Way to follow it up with “Well your Indian name would be ’she who bitches all the time’.”
I keep telling myself that he doesn’t intentionally set out to tick me off…but on days like today, I’ve got to wonder.
Signed,
She Who Bitches All The Time and Is Full of Stupid
Okay, sorry, hubby, but your new indian name is Nonookyforlonglongtime!
ROFL
Sara, that’s a good one! I told him his indian name was He Who Pisses Me Off Everyday…but I like yours better!