Monthly Archive for March, 2006

Too Much Info

I made a post a while back called “I Didn’t Need to Know That” (read it here). A brief explanation of how this game works is this:

Shall we play a game? It’s called “I Didn’t Need to Know That”. It can also be called “Sentences I Never Needed to Hear”. Here’s how it works: think of a time when someone shared way more information with you than you ever needed, or wanted, to know. Post it in the comments section and then everyone can sympathize with your uncomfortableness.

The reason I’m visiting this topic again? I have another one to add to the “Sentences I Never Needed to Hear” archives. Last night we got our taxes done. Our tax preparer is a nice guy…a bit chatty…but nice. They have two beagle dogs that are super well-behaved and very cute. Now that we have Pixel, who is part beagle, we were chatting about dogs and puppies. Keep in mind that this man is what would be considered an acquaintance…we see him once a year when he does our taxes…not someone that we chitty-chat with on the weekends or anything. Things got a little uncomfortable/strange when talking about the dog he said,

“She used to make it through the night without going out…but we found out she has infected anal glands…and ever since she’s had these infected anal glands she has been having to go out in the middle of the night again…about 3 am.”

Who uses the phrase “anal glands” twice in one sentence? To a stranger nonetheless?

No Denying It

One of the things they tell us at Weight Watchers is that you should eat to live and not live to eat. They remind us that everything shouldn’t center on food. Once we spent a whole meeting talking about other ways to celebrate or get together with family besides food. You know, go bowling instead of having a cookout…that type of thing. Well let me tell you…everything in life revolves around food. They’re just trying to convince us that it doesn’t. Whether it’s having cake for your birthday, going out to dinner to celebrate a promotion, or making BBQ ribs because it’s finally nice outside. Trust me, if you have a food/weight problem (or maybe even if you don’t) it’s not too hard to find an excuse or reason to celebrate with food.

Proof of this? My mom is coming home from San Francisco tonight. Her plane gets in at 7:50. My dad and brother are going to pick her up. I’m going too. Am I going because I miss my mom, who has been gone for a week all the way across the country? Nope. I’m going because we’re stopping at Red Robin for dinner in North Olmstead on the way home. It’s all about the food baby! The added bonus? It’s Weight Watchers meeting night…that means dinner is a freebie and I won’t be counting points!

Grilled What?!

This side dish recipe is a little out of the ordinary…but extra yummylicious! The added bonus? It counts as a fruit serving for all you weight watchin’ gals! It’s also great for moms who want thier little ones to eat more fruits. Now I don’t want you to get all “you want me to put my fruit on the grill?” on me. Trust me…it’s delicious and quick. The other thing I love about it is if you pair it with grilled chicken or steak teriyaki, you only dirty one plate! Minimal clean-up is always a plus. This recipe makes enough to serve four people, but it’s super easy to adjust it for how many you’re cooking for. So here you have it…

Grilled Pineapple

1 pineapple
1 lime
2T. honey

If you buy the whole pineapple you’ll need to trim off the skin. To do this easily, cut off the top and bottom so you have a stable surface. Put the pineapple up on end and trim off all of the outer skin. Then cut it into quarters, and cut out the core (just cut down on an angle where the core is). Cut each quarter into three or four pieces. If you go the quick and easy way and buy the already skinned and cored pineapple, you’ll just need to quarter it and cut the quarters into three or four pieces. The goal is to have long pineapple spears, whichever kind you buy.

Zest the lime and reserve the zest for later. Please don’t skip this step because you think a little zest won’t make a difference…it will…and your pineapple will suffer for it. Cut the lime in half and squeeze the juice over the pineapple. Place the pineapple spears on a medium to medium high grill. You can use your outside or inside grill for this. It will only take about five minutes to cook, so keep a close eye on it. It will basically be cooked 2-3 minutes on each side…once it starts to get the grill marks it’s getting close to being done. Remove from the grill when cooked. Drizzle honey over the spears, sprinkle with zest, and serve!

Note: When I halve the recipe to make it for two I still use a whole lime, because, what the heck am I going to do with a half a lime? Let it rot in my fridge until I have another occasion to use it, that’s what.

Weight Watcher Points: 2 spears = 1 point

Monogram Mania

The following card samples are from a swap I hosted recently. The instructions were to create card samples using the new giant Monogram letters from the Spring Mini Catalog:

Stampin' Up! Monogram C.jpg

Designer: Courtney

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Designer: Trisha Smith
I love the simplicity of this card! Quick and fabulous! I am also liking the turquoise and brown combo…never would have thought to put the two together.

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Designer: Peggy Lucas
Totally diggin’ the color combo! This is also another great example of how much several different stamp sets coordinate for a great look.

Designer: Teresa Shaw
I can’t imagine how long it took to cut out the frog! Love it! Once again, perfect coordination among a few different stamp sets…the versatility that stamp sets offer is wonderful.

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Designer: Consuelo Banks
I like the reverse monogram! It’s like getting two stamps in one. The flower punch (along with the big flower being cut out) looks so cool when it’s stacked to make one big flower like this…love love love it!

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Designer: Jackie Victorson
The use of these two backgrounds (French Script & Floral) really makes this card look quite elegant. I also enjoy the color combo…the pinks and browns looks very nice.

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Designer: Christine Lotz
What a cute kitty card! The eyelet is non-SU, but matches the Hodgepode Hardware so well that it really completes the look! The K also has Crystal Effects on it…really makes it shine in person!

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Designer: Sarah Pendergrast
I can’t begin to imagine the work that went into this sample! From the glitter, to the embossed polka dots, to the punched out flowers, to the dry embossed flower…fantastic all the way around!

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Designer: Karen Foltz
I enjoy the use of the ribbons on this card, along with the Linen background, which is done with the Vanilla Craft Ink…so subtle but so perfect! The way the F is raised with pop dots really makes it pop at you!

Confidential to Flight 555 Ogre

Note to the horrible lady on my mom’s flight to San Francisco on Wednesday: it is NEVER acceptable to hit another person’s child. In fact, you’re lucky the child’s mom didn’t go all crazy and beat the crap out of you. I understand that you were ticked because he touched your red spiral notebook…but come on…he’s three years old. Maybe he thought it was a coloring book. He certainly didn’t think that some sweet looking little old lady would smack him. The mom made a great point when she advised you to keep your hands off of her kid…and suggested that you tell her if you have a problem with his behavior. But that wasn’t enough for you, was it? You had to pick at every little thing this poor three year old did for the next 1000 miles. He was looking at you. He was being too loud. He was casting an evil spell on you. Okay, I made that last one up…but still. From the accounts of all of the other passengers around you, you were the terrible one, not him. He’s a child. On an airplane. A curious three year old child. Couldn’t you give him a break? One last thing…you know that you’re a terrible ogre when a passenger on the flight has to go get a flight attendant to move your seat because he was sick of you picking on this lady’s little boy. Heaven help us if you’re a grandma…

Down 10%

When one begins Weight Watchers, they are given the goal to lose 10% of their current body weight. This is so that it’s not so overwhelming, and appears more manageable. They say to focus on losing 10% and then go from there for another 10%, and so on until you weigh what the chart says you should for your height. It’s a good thing that they do this, because one doesn’t want to leave the first meeting saying, “Holy crap! According to that chart I have to lose 120 pounds. I totally can’t do that so I’m not going to even try.

When you lose your first 10% you get a really cool keychain that’s to remind you that you can do it, yadda yadda yadda. Well, on Wednesday I received my 10% keychain! We (me, Mom, and Grandma) started in January and I’ve already lost 10% of my starting weight. I, of course, have set another 10% goal…and am still going at it. Okay, enough tooting of my own horn. One of the things that our leader always asks is, “How has your life changed since losing the 10%?” Allow me to share with you:

1) I am wearing (currently right this minute) jeans that I could not wear when I started Weight Watchers. Usually “they” say that after losing your first 10% you’ll be one complete size smaller. That hasn’t been the case for me. I’m in that dreaded in between stage…one size is too big…we’re talking need a belt and they’re still too big…and the next size down is still too small…but only in certain brands. While I’m thinking about this, why the hell isn’t there a universal size type of thing? If I buy a size 12, I’d like it to be a size 12. No matter what dang brand it is. Seems like cruel and unusual punishment.

2) I’ve been doing some free shopping…no I’m not stealing…I’m shopping in my own closet and in boxes of clothes that are packed up in the basement (and the garage) because, “I’ll wear them again someday“. It’s so fun to discover that I can wear a t-shirt or pair of pants that I haven’t worn for a while…all without spending a dime!

3) I feel better about myself. I’ve got more energy. I’m starting to notice that things are fitting better and looking better. We all like to receive compliments, and there’s nothing better than someone noticing all your hard work, right? Let me give ya a quick story. There’s a man in our Weight Watcher’s meeting…he’s so super nice…even though most times during the meeting he doesn’t have much to say. He’ll just hang out in back (with his wife, she comes too)…and probably wonder what all of us crazy women are prattling on about. But you know what? Twice he has made my day…just by offering a simple, “You’re lookin’ good kiddo, I can really tell.” It’s so nice when people notice! So if you’re a friend of someone who’s trying to lose weight, keep that in mind and make sure you let them know you think they’re doing great…even if you think they already know how you feel…because you never know when that person has had a terrible day…and you just may be the person to brighten it up a bit.

So there you have it…three things that have changed for me since I started Weight Watchers. If you’re a current member…keep on keepin’ on! Don’t stop doing what you’re doing…even if it seems like it’s not working…and even if it seems like it’s not worth it…because it is! I can tell you, I did this before, and I lost 53 pounds in about eight months. There’s a lady in our group that’s lost over 120 pounds. It works, and it will work for you. Just be patient. And if you think you’re going to eat something that’s going to cost you too many points…or you feel like you’re getting out of control and reverting to your old eating habits…occupy yourself some other way. Come to this site and shoot me off an email and tell me about it…maybe I can help…at the very least it will keep your hands busy so you don’t go eat that entire container of Ben & Jerry’s in the freezer!

Family Dinner

Last night Larry and I went to dinner with the family. Not the mob…we live in Ohio. We went with Mom, Dad, and my grandparents (Dad’s parents). Grandpa is 82 and Grandma is 80. We went to the newly opened Olive Garden nearby. The dinner was relatively uneventful…except for the fact that Larry kept asking me for more ‘fredsticks’ instead of breadsticks. The real enjoyment came when the bill arrived. All 6 of us were on one bill…and Grandpa snatched it up. Mom and Dad were both asking how much theirs was when Grandpa advised them that he would be paying the bill. He then looked…quite seriously…at my Grandma…and the following conversation ensued.

Him: Where’s your purse?

Her: I didn’t bring it.

Him: You didn’t bring your purse?

Her: Well, no.

(Keep in mind that at this point we all thought he was serious…that he didn’t have enough money and was expecting her to help pay since he had offered to buy…it quickly became apparent that he was teasing…)

Him: You…asshole.

(This was said in a hostile whisper…much like Napolean Dynamite exclaimed “Idiots”.)

Him: You did that on purpose, didn’t you? To stick me with the bill.

It’s been a long time since I thought that I was going to wet my pants from laughing so hard…but I’m telling you…you haven’t seen funny until your 82 year old Grandpa has called your Grandma an asshole. This is the stuff legends are made of. I can see us, twenty years from now, exclaiming, “You remember that time that Grandpa called Grandma an asshole?” And I think we’ll laugh just as hard as we did last night!